There's a chaos in psychiatric hospital, all the patients are banging on the hospital canteen entrance door of the pandemonium trying to get out even the doctors lock the door up. The patients are in such aggresiveness that it is forseen that the door won't be able to substain such loading any longer, else collapsed.

In a situation like this, doctors and nurses have no choice but quick wittedly draw a fake door on the wall of the canteen. Amazingly, it draws the patients attention, and the whole crowd switch to the wall and banging hard on the fake door trying to escape.

For the mean time, doctors and nurses felt relieved and suddenly they notice a patient stand non-chalantly away from the crowd.

Doctor thought, '' God ! Finally there's someone's normal !''

So he approaches the patient and strike up a conversation with him.

Doctor: Why didnt you join these people to escape ?
Patient: You kidding ! I am not as dumbass as these nuts !
Doctor: Why is that so ? ( ''Ah ! A cured patient !'' he thought )
Patient: (points to the wall with the fake door and whispers) Tee-Hee ... because the door's key is with me ... Tee- Hee- Hee ...

Trust me, one day Michael Lian will become like him. With all the work loads of assignments like this in front of me now.

Tee- Hee .... Tee- Hee ....

You might think i am dead. The truth is ... I am hibernating.
Today, i found an article i used to write last year November.
I miss my ex ex ex ...

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A letter to Rose ...

三年了﹐對她那種很莫名其妙的暗戀不知不覺中維持了三個白色冬季。初初的時候﹐很不以為然。。。自以為那也不過是種普普通通的好感罷了。結果。。。判斷錯誤﹐我仍無法明白﹐為何那一瞬間不經意的眼神交會﹐一直一直刻摟在我的記憶裡﹐攀附著﹐撼動著。

她好美﹐美得可以讓周遭的空氣像是突然間被抽空。當然﹐什麼樣的花就該有什麼樣的花瓶伴著﹐她身邊的護花使者一個換一個﹐但主角永遠不會是我。每當她興致勃勃地晶亮著雙眼﹐對著我笑著說。。。我又戀愛了！！ 我變得很卑微﹐腦子裡每一個細胞都陷入一片空白﹐很錯惱﹐我該說些什麼？該給一個什麼樣的表情？只有笑笑﹐她大概沒查覺到我眼神裡泄漏的悲傷。有種念頭很賣力的驅使我放棄﹐遠離她吧﹗我怕﹐好怕好怕再這樣下去﹐會極度內疚﹐會越深陷其中﹐遍體鱗傷﹐更可怕的是我會愛上這樣的一個她。

要如何忘記一個人？該怎麼？該怎麼樣才會徹底逃脫她冷冽心屝的咒語？結果﹐在這個時候﹐殺出了一個婷。妳和她有點像﹐那眼神﹐那說話的語氣。。。每當你靠過來我肩膀上睡著的臉﹐妳的溫度。。。很感動。。。因為我看見妳那個時候嘴角掛著的一絲絲幸福。

但很可惜﹐我學不聰明。。。自私的我﹐接受不了如此完美的完美。對于那個她﹐隨著時空交錯﹐卻原來從都沒被磨滅過。妳濕透的紅眼睛﹐很對不起妳﹐卻也不想欺騙妳﹐要妳做任何代替品。終于﹐我開始在妳生活裡缺席了。

我越來越茫然無措﹐這種局面把我淪陷于廢區之中﹐我不懂得去整理。

開始流浪了﹐很遠很遠。。。一個人﹐冷靜一下﹐尋找自己。
‘ 愛像流星﹐不被擁有。。。記住那瞬間的美﹐當妳忘了我之後 ’

From: Jack

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Suddenly, i realize ... i have forgotten that i can actually write chinese ... I miss you calling me Jack.

Okay, Everyone ! Come on ! Chop Chop ! (Clap hands) Skinny Dipping ... It's my party ... because you see ... I am officially 24. And i was thinking about having a skinny dipping party. What do ya think ?

On the other hand, while you lovely people are wishing me a happy birthday. You should have greet my mother a happy birthday as well because, today's her birthday.

Yea ... Yea ... I am my mum's most painful present. Of all the 365 days i've got, I had to infiltrate and choose her birthday to pop out of her womb. See ... talking about monkey.

Muacks ! Happy Birthday Mum !

ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM





Thank you lor ...

Note: Thanks for Ivy for sending the picture over.